First and foremost, before I get into the tails of Bloomsday, I must gloat --- my wedding is 2 months from today!!!! I can’t believe how soon it is!! What a journey it has been so far!! Ok, moving on…
Bloomsday is an annual spectacle in Spokane that entices tens of thousands of folks on a 7.46 mile journey that before it ends has many asking, “Why the hell am I doing this?!?!”
This year’s race was my second bite at the Bloomsday apple, with last year being my first experience when I elected to run it ‘off the couch.’ Last year, I finished with a surprisingly decent pace of 13 minutes a mile, equating to roughly 1 hour and 38 minutes of physical exertion –and I spent the remainder of that sunny Sunday laying on a couch, feeling as if I had been hit by a freight train. Any time I chose to get up from the couch, say to retrieve food or use the bathroom, required that I roll off the couch, and proceed to gingerly to go from my hands and knees to a hunched standing position, and an awkward shuffle to my desired destination.
However you, as one of my readers, are probably aware this year’s Bloomsday took place during my half-marathon training journey, so I can honestly say I felt a bit more prepared. I genuinely had reasons to believe that I was not doomed to an afternoon of imprisonment on a couch. But, this reason also made the event that much more nerve-wracking. It meant that I was actually supposed to be one of those crazy assholes who run all of Bloomsday. Yes - the whole way, even the dreaded ¾ mile monster referred to lovingly as Doomsday hill. The week leading up to this year’s race, I had this foreboding feeling in my mind, that if I failed to do better at Bloomsday then last year, I probably was never going to be able to finish a half-marathon – especially not the one I am signed up for on June 18th. Nothing like a good fashioned sense of dread to really kick off a race.
My dread was accompanied by my knowledge that there would be witnesses to any failure. Why? Bloomsday results are published and of my friends whom I run with were signed up to run Bloomsday as well.
With all of this weighing on my mind, I committed to setting myself up for success. Saturday night involved a carbo-load dinner with other ‘Bloomies’ (aka Bloomsday participants) at an Italian restaurant, and I did not have a sip of alcohol that day. I went to bed early, and on Sunday morning got up at a reasonable time, eating a balanced breakfast of an egg, an English muffin and raspberry yogurt. Then all my girls, (plus Meredith’s fiancĂ©) descending upon my home for the trek to the bus stop for our journey to the Bloomsday start line. The bus was loaded with Bloomies, and some Spokies, one girl actually asked “You guys really have enough energy to run that race?” Clearly this girl didn’t know me and wasn’t too observant, because at that point I was as perky and energetic as ever (a truly scary thought), as I was determined to be totally hyped and ready to kick this races ass by the time we reached downtown.
The start line of Bloomsday is a total zoo. There is not a better way to describe 50,000 runners, walkers, and strollers crammed onto a street waiting their turn to take off. Each participant is grouped into a colored category, based upon their expected finish times. The groups are then herded (yes, like cattle) to the start line on after another, with the fastest groups starting first, with the next being started a few minutes later, and so on and so forth. Our group, where we were starting, was the orange group, and approximately the fourth or fifth group off, so we were paraded forward about two blocks before we actually made it to the start-line. In fact by the time we reached the “start line”, the female winner of Bloomsday from the Elite group had already crossed the finish line, 7.46 miles away with a time of 40 minutes. Holy shit.
And then, we were off. Some folks take off like a bats out of hell --- in my mind if these folks are pretending that they probably should have been in a faster heat, but best of luck to ‘em. Me, Texie, and Sara had decided to try to stick together the whole race, so at one point I actually grabbed Texie’s hand in an effort to keep us together during the melee that was our start. And together we stayed. No,w Texie is a seasoned running vet in my mind, having ran a full marathon in a rain storm. And Sara runs long distances all the time. I figured the three of us would probably make it as far as mile 3 together. Except for one thing, they both kept letting me catch up. I tended to be the one in the back, and if didn’t catch up on my own, I found the leader (usually Texie) waiting patiently for me at the top of the next hill. The only point where we seemed to really spread out was at the dreaded Doomsday hill, which is between miles 4 and 5. Basically we decided to meet at the top. I brought up the rear, after finding that my speed walking was faster then the trot I could pull going up that bastard so I walked about ¾ of the hill. As I neared the top, I was able to get back into my running stride, and there, faithful as ever waited Texie and Sara. The remainder of the race is a fairly flat run through some neighborhoods as you snake back to the finish line. The last long stretch from approximately 6.25 to 7.25 seems to never end but eventually does when round you a corner and the finish line appears downhill from you. I was born a natural sprinter so that last dash was my only claim to glory for the entire race.
The end result? 1:19:46. Not only did I beat my time from last year, but I kicked its ass. I averaged a pace of 10 minutes and 41 seconds per mile – and I even managed that with my partial walk up Doomsday hill. Boom!
I feel really accomplished, and am confident that my half marathon may not kill me! Happy Running!